Pirates Of Penzance
On a rocky seashore on the coast of Cornwall the pirates of Penzance
are holding a sherry party to celebrate the apprentice Frederic's promotion to
the status of full-blown pirate on the expiry of his indentures. For today is
the 29th of February, 1897, and it is his twenty-first birthday. His health is
duly drunk, and in a speech of thanks Frederic startles the pirates by telling
them of his intention to leave them for good. It seems that he was apprenticed
to them in error. Ruth, the pirates' maid-of-all-work, takes up the tale. She
tells how, when she was formerly Frederic's nursery-maid, his parents instructed
her to have the boy apprenticed to a pilot. Being hard of hearing she misheard,
and in error Frederic was apprenticed to a pirate.